The URMA Perch
A floating window seat for cats. Hand-finished American walnut, brushed brass detailing, and a hidden industrial vacuum mount.
Founder Price · Limited Pre-Launch Allocation
Prototype in final development · Launch coming soon
An object that disappears.
The URMA Perch is a solid walnut shelf that floats against any window. There are no brackets, no drilling, no compromise. From the room, you see only the wood; from your cat's perspective, the horizon.
Each unit is hand-finished, oil-rubbed, and dispatched in protective packaging suitable for gifting. The cushion is removable and machine-washable.
Walnut. Brass. Quiet.
American Walnut
FSC-certified, hand-rubbed oil finish.
Brushed Brass
Solid, unlacquered. Patinas with time.
Aircraft Aluminum
Internal load core. Invisible.
Sixty seconds. No tools.
- 01
Clean
Wipe the glass.
- 02
Place
Press perch firmly against the window.
- 03
Twist
Rotate the brass dial a quarter turn.
- 04
Done
Vacuum engaged. Hardware hidden.
Forty pounds, held by air.
Inside the perch, an aircraft-grade aluminum core houses a patented vacuum chamber originally developed for industrial glass handling. Engaging the brass dial draws a near-perfect seal — strong enough to hold a small dog, quiet enough to be forgotten.
Specified.
From the owners.
“Beautifully restrained. My cat sleeps here all day.”
“I bought it for the engineering. I kept it for the silence.”
“The brass detail alone is worth the price.”
Questions, answered.
Will the vacuum mount hold?+
Yes. The mount is rated to 40 lb on glass 4 mm or thicker and includes a mechanical failsafe.
Does it damage windows?+
No. The silicone seal leaves no residue and can be repositioned indefinitely.
Can it be moved?+
Yes — release the dial, reposition, re-engage. Many owners follow the sun.
How is it shipped?+
In a single, fully recyclable box. Complimentary worldwide shipping.
Bring the view inside.
Reserve founder pricing of $99 before launch — the lowest URMA will ever offer. Early supporters receive first access when production begins.